Ksawery Dziegielewski
Ksawery Dziegielewski voted up Didge Doo's answer

If you were adequately locked up you'd never be knocked up.

When King Arthur went off to war he called his buddy, Lancelot, and said, "My trusted friend, I'm leaving you the key to Guinevere's chastity girdle. Should the worst happen and I fall on the field of battle, you may remove the thing and … Read more