Valentine Betti
Valentine Betti voted up Ray Dart's answer
Help! Flying to London to surprise my girlfriend. The flight is 10+ hours and I'll need to stay at my parents' house the night before I head to the airport. What do I say for the 2 whole days I'm not able to FaceTime my loving girlfriend?

Tell her that Zargs from the Planet Susan have landed and they have disrupted all telecommunications. That will work. Sure of it.

Valentine Betti
Valentine Betti voted up Tinkerbell St. Basil's answer
Help! Flying to London to surprise my girlfriend. The flight is 10+ hours and I'll need to stay at my parents' house the night before I head to the airport. What do I say for the 2 whole days I'm not able to FaceTime my loving girlfriend?

Mess up your hair, splash some water on your face (to look clammy) and tell her you have the flu. Keep the phone close to your face so that nothing else in the background is showing, except a pillow.😥