Nikita Duraj
Nikita Duraj voted up Ray Dart's answer

I walked into a branch of Tesco, in Baldock in the UK last year to be accosted by a rather attractive blonde lady in a bright red suit.

She flashed a sunburn-inducing smile at me and handed me a bunch of leaflets that had a brown wrapping band with the words "Get your Mojo back!" printed … Read more