I super glued canards to my neck, spread my arms and jumped off the roof.....I still couldn't fly and my legs really hurt now.
Here you go brainwavers...your word of the day: Canard. Use it in a sentence (?)
Redneck version.
Beer and wine can git you drunk, and so canard liquor. :-D
I once bought an expensive car, a Rolls Canard-Leigh.
It Rolls down one hill and Canard-Leigh get up the next.
