To-may-toes, To-mah-toes. They're synonymous.
Diplomacy is a matter of perception. A wise man once said that the difference between a diplomat and a lady is this:
If a diplomat says yes, he means maybe. If he says maybe he means no, and if he says no he's no diplomat.
If a lady says no she means maybe, if she … Read more
If you were adequately locked up you'd never be knocked up.
When King Arthur went off to war he called his buddy, Lancelot, and said, "My trusted friend, I'm leaving you the key to Guinevere's chastity girdle. Should the worst happen and I fall on the field of battle, you may remove the thing and … Read more
I'd much rather be knocked up. As a man, I could parlay that into a fortune.