Crashing on bicycle and motorcycle ouch toooo many times
Only once, in a steam bath. Those darn towels just don't give you any support.
As I usually have board shorts on, it happens very rarely. However, this guy had a worse problem.
I don't think I ever have. Though sometimes I come close to crushing them with my skinny jeans. Better to look good than to feel good, I always say ;)
A couple days ago, I was trying to get a stuck drawer out of an old antique chest and I was pulling on it really hard and finally it dislodged forcefully and the knob went straight into my crotch. That was...unpleasant...to say the least -_-
"Leg Extension" . . . It's a great exercise . . . Yet if your legs are too close the pressure applied to your quadriceps tend to expand the muscle widthwise . . . Squishing most items "between them" to a point of needing to re-evaluate leg position post haste!
Why do you think workout faces look like they are in agony?



Once or twice. I don't have to worry about it any more. They've atrophied through lack of use.
Guys have weird problems ;p
About as often as I've runn full speed into a concrete wall to see what THAT felt like.