how would you describe yourself in a single sentence?

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I'm a happy-go-lucky old man who's enjoying retirement.

Since I am loathe to describe myself for lack of objectivity, I asked the Mrs to describe me in a sentence. "Holy (profanity) where can I start?" she replies, with troublingly more zeal than I would've expected. I implored her to keep it clean and one sentence. Inveterate woman shopper that Mrs Z is, she settled on 3; calling these my "possible epitaphs"..... Egad.  

In her words then, I am:

-An overgrown kid with more toys and free time than should be allowed.

-So relentless a skeptic, he had to fall twice to accept gravity.

-Too immodestly smart for anyone's good.

I can live with that. We won't get into what didn't make the cut.  😝

I am amazing.

Arthritis

Time Traveler

With pleasure.