If you were to walk by a full length mirror right now , what would you say to your reflection ? I just gave my mirror a peace sign and Said " damn it feels good to be a Gansta " I can't be the only one who talks to mirrors ....

I usually break down in tears. I always say, "who's that old man and where is the svelte, athletic young man I used to see in the mirror".

Every time I walk by a mirror it explodes. I shave in the shower for Christs sake.

I know I'm not supposed to answer my own questions and I didn't for all of 30 minutes so I did my best then :/  ...  But just fake that I didn't then ... I'm dapper rappering  this song into my hairbrush now :) I LOVE ME !! Damn it feels good to be Gangsta ;) I tried really hard not to answer my own question so it counts.

I just look at myself and say "I should get used to my white hair".

I need a shave ! LOL.

I'd say i'm sexy and i know it ;p

no no no okay i'm not gonna steal that!

I'd say "Soon or late you're going to be that legend you wished to be" ;)

I wouldn't say anything, I'd just curl my lip and growl at myself. I practice my scary face all the time.

I always nod to myself, do the finger-gun thing and say "sup". Then if we're lucky I won't spend too much time making out with my reflection. ;)