Dropping that first mega-bomb should put a happy smile on anyone's face.
Is happiness the first few moments after you go to the bathroom?
When I was young, romancing a young lady was and earth shattering ordeal that was quite pleasureable, now as I get older a good bowel movement is just about as exciting
Oh I LOVE the bathroom! It is my vacation spot! I relax in the tub. I sit on the floor and write for hours before the kids get up. During my "cigarette breaks" I will sneak off and text or email a friend. A lot of times I am on blurtit and hiding from the world around me. Lol! The only thing that sucks about the bathroom to me is...... Everyone's gotta use the toilet. 😕
A child psychology professor once said in class that the high point of a 2 year old's day was "a good sh*t."
That made a lot of sense 50 years ago.
I imagine that on some days that's the best any of us can accomplish.
(The best things in life are free....)
It can be pretty glorious. Most forms of "release" are. Lol