Would you rather eat an entire loaf of hard, stale bread or drink a full glass of spoiled milk?

Stale bread

I would rather do neither. If had to choose, I would go with the bread. The smell from the spoiled milk would make puke so there is no chance I could even begin to drink it.

Eat stale bread 🍞 :)

You miss the third option, which I'd favor: Go hungry.