Toooooooo funny! When I get up I get up slowly saying I am getting old. Lol!
I take a 30 minute nap every day, even if I'm driving.
I go the speed limit.
Use a cain walk slow take a nap
Use a magnifying glass when needed.
Go to bed early.
Complain about new music.
Walking into another room and forgetting what the heck I went there for . . . Of course until I get back to the previous room and sit down.
I go to bed pretty darn close to 10 pm every night. The dog is even trained to do so as well . . . I don't go right to sleep . . I watch a little Johnny Carson first . . . Yes you heard me right. Lately I watch antennae TV since we do not have cable anymore and they play Carson repeats . . . Watched Jonathan Winters and Robin Williams have a good time on the Carson set last night.
Inadvertantly grunt when I stand and sigh when I sit down. Not always, but often enough.
Sometimes I need reading glasses.
And the most glorious "Old person thing" there is: play with my granddaughter.
Are you inferring that I am old? You young whipper snappers think you know everything. Why back in my day...