What is the weirdest thing you’ve overheard in a stranger’s conversation?

I overhear stranger's conversations all the time because I work in a public place.

Last week.... " So now I have one ball bigger than the other ."

(Hope he was talking about sports. )

~ face palm ~

Probably this......

(In a whisper.... ) This is a hold up. YOU need to keep this area calm. Make sure no one leaves or else....

Naturally I turned white as a ghost, stood up and told my mom we needed to get the heck out of there right away but the waiter was already sitting us down to keep us safe. He sat with us till the robbery was over. I will never forget that night. And my dumbo ears had to hear the instructions before anything went down! Pffft!

I once biked past a group of homeless people sitting under a bridge. A homeless man was talking to a homeless woman and he said "See, you're in love with yourself; I'm not in love with myself, that's the difference."

There were two elderly men standing in line at the supermarket and one was complaining nervously. He said, "I could never program a VCR, now I don't need one. I still can't understand and use a cash machine." The other said, "I am ready to leave this world, strange things are happening to me. I went to a family gathering and my great granddaughter introduced me to her wife. My great nephew introduced me to his husband. My wife's younger sister who is in her sixties said she was becoming a man."