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is there a current outbreak of a disease this year?

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PJ Stein Profile
PJ Stein answered

The World Health Organization (WHO) has reported a malaria outbreak in Cape Verde. Recently, there has been a substantial increase in malaria in the capital city of Praia on São Tiago Island (also known as Santiago Island).

There are other alerts as well. Check out the CDC site.

www.cdc.gov/outbreaks/index.html

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Ancient Hippy answered

Yes, it's called Millennialitis.
The symptoms are as follows:

Entitlement
Feeling special
Confinement to parent's basements
Political unaffiliation
Social network addiction
Addicted to selfies
Overtexting

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Danae Hitch
Danae Hitch commented
OMG - does this mean since I haven't had the vaccine, I'm gonna die? O dear!
Ancient Hippy
Ancient Hippy commented
No Danae. You'll just wake up some day in your parents basement, 26 years old again and playing video games.
Danae Hitch
Danae Hitch commented
Wow - you mean I was teleported? Suh-weet!
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Call me Z answered

There is a rising, noxious, but totally preventable ailment being spread by way of our ubiquitous media:

Trumpian distemper.

-the affliction of the critical faculties brought on by ingesting the unremitting twaddle of the current President of the United States.

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Tom  Jackson
Tom Jackson commented
And like parvo, frequently fatal. There is a vaccine for parvo.
The only vaccine for Tumpism is education and intelligence----which means millions and millions of people are just going to have to go cold turkey if they want to live.
Call me Z
Call me Z commented
@Tom -What I find quite amusing about your analogy is that both diseases are "viral", and spread thru excrement (of one type or another).
Tom  Jackson
Tom Jackson commented
Indeed, and obviously airborne. I hadn't thought of the "viral" aspect. Not surprising that you picked that up---a sign of course of higher intelligence.

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