He finally made it down the bunny hill ... Tomorrow the instructor will teach him how to get out of the skis.
"I don't know Maude..."
HE'S NOT WEARING A WEDDING BAND THOUGH GERTRUDE!
(Whispers) Oh come on now Gertrude! You know what they say about the size of a man's skies!
I probably misunderstood when he said he was going to show me his giant slalom, now he won't go away.
He still has holiday hangover.
Stock market got him into down hill race.
*trying to figure out where it could be snow