How do I seduce my girlfriend’s mom? Okay, so before anyone tries to tell me it’s messed up or whatever, just know I’m going to ignore you because I’m just trying to find some real help here. Anyways, first off should it be obvious that she wants to have sex with me if she’s done things like texting my girlfriend early in the morning when my girlfriend and I were staying the night and said to not come downstairs because she was “playing with her toys” (it just sounds to me like she was hoping my girlfriend was still asleep and that I would’ve seen the text and tried to catch her in the act. Maybe that’s not what it was but I’m pretty sure it was). And she’s also tried to sit down on a bed I was sitting on and as she was going to sit down her butt was right in my face and she kinda leaned over a bit as it was in my face. Now should it be obvious that she wants to have sex with me? And if so how do I seduce her?? Advice please!