May I suggest that you use your computer to record these lyrics to "Home on the Range" and email it to here before her next visit. And, no, I didn't write it. It was published in an Australian magazine in the mid 1950s and I'm darned if I know why it stuck in my noodle … Read more

My family has always just walked in....that being said, we know when someone is coming. I guess if I didn't know I'd be upset.

I LOVE the advice you are getting from everyone and please listen to them..... How ever I am a bit on the "ornery" side and I would say next time you have a feeling she is near by.... Run around the house naked! When she barges in and has the shock of her life just … Read more