Clarice Bob
Clarice Bob voted up Didge Doo's answer

It's difficult to know what you're looking for so I can only try to answer.  If I was presenting an article I'd put it in as good a light as possible. Perhaps you could try something like this.

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Clarice Bob
Clarice Bob voted up Tom Jackson's answer

(This is really a comment on Didge Doo's answer, but I'm putting it here so more people might enjoy the link.)

Your style in this answer reminds me of the "If by Whiskey" speech.

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