Laurel Johnson
Laurel Johnson thanked J-Mac Jones' answer

Not being able to see the love of my life. I cannot see the love of my life for 10 years.

No, I'm joking. But the first part of my answer is true. I just cannot bare to see my lover missing me every second, every minute, every hour, every day, every week, every year. (Well … Read more

Laurel Johnson
Laurel Johnson thanked Kasey Jones' answer

Skeleton Jack might catch me in the back and then scream like a banshee.

Pumpkins eating children.

When Hades broke loose from the underworld.

Meeting any old pirate who turned out to be my parents...from the dead.

Having someone's foot chase me around the house.

Having a pair of pants chase me and kick me around.

Having a moment of silence … Read more

Laurel Johnson
Laurel Johnson thanked Isabelle Dandurand's answer

Dear Isabelle Marie Dandurand,
Just yesterday you were in diapers. Today you're wearing nothing but underwear and a cowgirl hat, screaming, "YEEEHAWW," in the house, pretending you're the lone ranger, (not right now, now but when I was little) We love you so much. But you're irrational and counter-productive sometimes. Also, we'd like to share with
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Laurel Johnson
Laurel Johnson thanked NJ Bohemian's answer

Do you fear death? Do you fear that dark abyss? All your deeds laid bare, all your sins punished?

OR maybe something like this:

In loving memory of NJ Bohemian, who is not dead... Oh I'll just go with "Well I make a habit out of doing things that people say I can't do: Walk through fire, … Read more