Since its national ding a ling day please define in your words a ding a ling?😛😛😛😛

Teeheehee! Depends on who I am talking to! Lol

Here's a true ding a ling. (remember, you asked for it.)

Silver bells hanging on a string, of course. I have one ;)

I have absolutely no idea what the word means but, if your imagination is better than mine, I can tell you a story that English singer-comedian, Max Bygraves told. I couldn't work it out but you might be able to.

A man comes home for lunch and finds that his flat-chested wife now has a very substantial bosom. Astonished, he asked how it had happened.

She said, "A gypsy came to the door this morning and sold me a mirror. She said hang this somewhere and, the first time you look into it, make a wish and it will come true. So I hung it behind the door and said, 'Mirror, mirror on the door, make my  bust a forty-four.' You'll have to get your own lunch today. I'm off to the shops to buy a new bra."

Off she went and the man stands looking at the mirror for a while and then says, "Hmmm!"

Then he looks a bit longer and says, "Mirror, mirror on the door, make my ding aling reach the floor." And his legs fell off.

Urban Dictionary had a pretty good one !

Two silver bells attached with string. Shows a remarkable resemblance to a man's genitalia, his frank beans, sticks and balls, jerky and nuts, twigs berries.

Chuck Berry and My Ding A Ling

http://www.azlyrics.com/lyrics/chuckberry/mydingaling.html