Me: Hello?

Telemarketer: Hello, sir. This call is not to sell you anything, but I have a breakthrough product that I think you would be interested in purchasing...

I like to let them drabble on about their product and think I'm ready to make a purchase, then tell them I'm not interested. I enjoy waisting their time.

Nope

Those don't exist here.

I am The only scammer I know

The same thing he's always done. You decide what that is.

I've no doubt he's finished decomposing by now. Perhaps, at some time in the future, if there's anything left of him he'll become a fossil.