Dumb Goat
Dumb Goat answered Refreshme Refreshme's question

Mash the corn, dehydrate the mash, and then make the hamburger into patties, coating it with the dehydrated corn, then fry that. Put mashed avocado on top of that then coleslaw dressing. Cashews on the side. Scotch mints for afterward to rid yourself of the taste of that monstrosity.

Dumb Goat
Dumb Goat answered dragonfly forty-six's question

A year ago or so, it was April, I had slipped on ice and had a severe concussion and a skull fracture. I had passed out for a bit from it, actually. I rode in an ambulance for the first time, though injuries requiring to go to the ER are common for me. So far, … Read more

Dumb Goat
Dumb Goat commented
Here's some food/country puns too: "I'm Hungary" "Maybe you should Czech the fridge" "I'm Russian to the kitchen" "Maybe you will find some turkey there!" "There is, but it's covered in a layer of Greece!" "Ew, there's Norway you could eat that!" "Yeah, I think I'll settle for a can of Chile" "I'd like a … Read more
Dumb Goat
Dumb Goat answered Refreshme Refreshme's question

I can make the best dairy puns! Butter than anyone I know! Okay, that was rather cheesy but you have to admit it was sharp of me to think of something so gouda. You cheddar believe it! Okay, I'll admit I was milking it on that one but I can think of grate ones if … Read more

Dumb Goat
Dumb Goat answered Ancient Hippy's question

My brother had told me a story when I was a child of the world's shortest man. He was the size of a can and played the blues. Even my parents went along with it. It wasn't until I was 12, when we were in a museum. There was a life-size picture of the world's … Read more

Dumb Goat
Dumb Goat answered Amber Lilly's question

What systems do you have, might I ask? Though there's so many games nowadays that are available for the PC too.

Have you ever played the Fable games? Fable II is my favorite. It's an Xbox 360 game, but if you don't own it yet own an Xbox One it is one of the games … Read more

Dumb Goat
Dumb Goat answered Nice Girl's question

Mira, my only friend, died a few months ago.

A few other friends, one kinda got the others to turn on me and they all slammed my head into a pole until I was unconscious. For a while I missed two very much. One, because I felt just was being silly and started the conflict over … Read more