Lorenna bobbit cut off her husbands penis he screamed this....."you can call me Stubby".

Lorenna bobbit cut off her husband's penis and he screamed " KELLY CLARKSON "

Lorenna bobbit cut off her husbands penis he screamed this hurts!

Also, ouch

Lorenna Bobbit cut off her husbands penis he screamed: WHY not another chance!!!!!

"These DIY vasectomies aren't all they're cracked up to be!"

But your question reminded me of a song I heard in my army days, Otis. We were returning to camp by train after a night's leave and a girl sang us a song about an "el del, morel del marino". It was about a poor guy who caught a bad dose of moxino and ended up with a stubby stubpino.

I must Google it later and see if it's still around after all this time.

Lorenna Bobbit cut off her husbands penis and he screamed absolutley nothing..... Because she was smart and drugged him first so there would be less of a chance of him causing a scene for the neighbors. Now when he comes to this is what he says...... "Oh for joy for joy! Now I can be a famous porn star!"

He screamed "But I told you to get a professional Mohel!"