Its national roast pig suckling day.answer the telephone like buddy the elf. So is this your day??😛😛😛😛

I think I'll pass today Otis.

I am traumatized by roasted pig. Sorry Otis but I'm gonna have to raid your still to get through this question without further trauma. Come and find me if I don't surface by night fall! Lol!

I'm with the rest of the pack. Yeah, none of that sounds appealing. The word suckling makes me cringe. No thanks, Otis!

I'll take the day off Otis.

Dinner

I would love some Roast Pig and roast beast with new potatoes or garlic mash potatoes, with pearl oinons mixed with green beans and ice cold strawberry shine. Yummmy

Peach Cobbler.

None for me Otis. I rarely touch any kind of pork!  Couldn't stand Buddy the Elf either.

No, it's not my kind of day, Otis.