Jenny Holmes

If you would be given a chance to commit a crime where you won't be arrested (and you have 24 hours), what would it be and why?

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Corey The Goofyhawk Profile
Corey The Goofyhawk , Epic has no limit, answered

I'll break into PepsiCo and steal the formula for Mountain Dew. With it, I shall rule the gaming world and gamers everywhere will worship me. I shall make them my minions so that one day, I'll rule the entire world!

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Danae Hitch
Danae Hitch commented
That's awesome! I will hold the flashlight, but if someone sneaks up behind me, I will definitely beat feet the heck out of there!
Jenny Holmes
Jenny Holmes commented
Cool! I'd probably rob a clothing store, a bank, and the Apple store. lol
Call me Z
Call me Z commented
I find it somewhat curious that the current owners of the Mountain Dew recipe don't rule the world, yet somehow a change of hands would allow this to be so. Which world are we referring to here? ;-)
Zack -  Mr. GenXer Profile

I'd rob a federal bank, but only if someone left the bank vault open. I don't want to kill anyone. I just want to take their money.

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Call me Z answered

Well if I knew for a fact I wouldn't get arrested, I'd go big:

-Maybe clean out the Federal Reserve Depository. I'd quietly divvy out the spoils to middle class working folk of my choosing. 

-Burn the Westboro Baptist Church to the ground, during mass. I'm a combat veteran, nobody disrespects our heroes like they have and goes unpunished. 

-Beyond that, maybe relieving certain, very deserving individuals of their unwelcome existence; but saying any more would itself be a crime. 

Tom  Jackson Profile
Tom Jackson answered

Well, even though I would be morally obligated to return anything I took, if they promised not to shoot at me or otherwise impoede my operation, I'd like walk around inside Fort Knox.

Janis Haskell Profile
Janis Haskell answered

I'd sneak into Disneyland after hours and have the whole place to myself until dawn.

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