If you could do anything to spammers (no rules, no laws, no limitations) how would you handle them?

I'd dig their eyes out, put maggots in the sockets and tape them shut. Let the maggots eat their way to the brain. Slow death.

I'd turn into a genius scientist, have a lab accident, become an evil genius scientist, and develop the SpamZapper.  The SpamZapper will track back to the Spammer and fling 💩 in his big fat spammy face. 

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Put them in a room and make them watch their spam over and over on a loop. Clockwork Orange style.

I think I would have to invent some sort of mirror meaning what ever spam they are spewing gets mirrored back to them and they are forced to use their own product or listen to their own 🐃💩

Tell them how cute they are and given a big kiss on the cheek.

I would simply make it so that every time they posted spam, half of their money they had would be donated to a worthy cause, and then they would get an instant message . . .

For every piece of spam they post, once someone is exposed to it, it would show up on their internet sites blocking them from getting to he things they would like to see. In other words if they spam a site and 1,000 people see the spam, they get 1,000 pieces of the same spam on their feed.

I was thinking along the lines of PJ Stein. I thought unindating their sites with negative reviews, which is a possibility would be an idea.  People always look to reviews before using a site.

The problem here isn't spamming though, it is a lack of commitment from the site manager, the report spam is all in place but there is no moderation to remove it.  I think this site will always be a problem and a frustration, the owner clearly doesn't care and it makes you wonder why should we? It must be a lot more relaxed on a site where there is moderation, at the moment the problem affects us and we cannot do anything to move it until Tim happens to pop in "whenever." He doesn't appear to care about this site or it's users.