Get a sharp knife and cut it off.
Get a job. OR get yourself a girlfriend, to do it for you. Or both.
Buy meat that doesn't need to be tenderized.
Good for you
Enjoy it now.
' cause when you get older, have a mortgage, kids and over powering boss and that's all a downer.
Beat your meat with super glue and Ben gay! OH it will blow your mind with ecstasy!!!!!
