You know what will make you c*m even faster? Sticking your dong in a light socket!
How do I get my dog to suck my dong even harder so I can bust a big fat nut in it's doggy mouth?
Umm. Try peanut butter. I can't believe I said that.
~ u r a little sick. So are your friends who are standing around viewing this. Especially sick is that one guy with the weird hair / adolescent acne that helped and prompted you to post this question ~
You are one sick puppy
Freako!
Interesting choice for a username Lil Bill, you might want to think about changing it to Lil Dick because I have no doubt that's all you got.
You can’t. Dogs are smarter than you are.
Buy a Chihuahua---anything bigger can't close its mouth tightly enough.
And put some dog food on it, so the dog can find it in your pubic hairs.