I would use my phone as a throwing star.
If an axe murder crawled through your window tonight , what would you use to defend yourself ? Other than a gun or shoe ... I don't wanna ruin my shoes by stabbing an axe murderer in the eyeball ...
I have soooooooooo many things I could use. For example, I have a katana in the umbrella stand. I got a really mean cat. I have my bare feet to stomp on his ballz and most importantly I have my fingers to dig out his eye ballz. BTW, if you saw me, the last thing you would want to do is sneak into my house.
I have a baseball bat next to my front door, another one next to my bed, I always carry a spring assisted knife and I have a huge switchblade on my nightstand. I also have a Glock and would usually just double tap the guy in the chest, but you said no guns, so........
If they get past my guinea pigs, I have my pocket knife that I keep next to my bed, and I'd try to get a bigger knife from the kitchen. I'd probably use my Flute or Alto Flute as well.... Those things hurt when you get hit with them
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Motormouth will attack kitty
I'd give him an axe to murder.
They may look cute and cuddly, and usually are, but you cannot threaten their "mama". Besides I have husband who has been trained by the military on how to kill in hand to hand combat.
USE THE NEFARIOUS SHOES SISTER!!!!! They will hurt ANY man! LOL!
See I am lucky.... I have little boobie traps all over the place..... A hot wheel here, a Thomas the train there, a ball to slip and fall on..... No axe murderer stands a chance at the Yin and Yang house hold! OOOOOOHHH Even better! When he is twitching and screaming out in pain from a twisted ankle, I will capture him and hog tie him to my kitchen table..... And make him eat my COOKING!!!! He will be BEGGING for prison! Teeheehee!
No one would crawl with an axe tho!! It makes the carrier vulnerable.
-I will engage with the dude physically trying to remove the axe off of his hand.
-Spray something in his eyes quickly
-Use knives of the kitchen. (you can keep few close to yourself for feeling safer and quick access)
-Hit sensitive spots. Head, face, neck, knees and you know the ballz ballz game already!!
-Sticks if you have them!
-You can think of any concrete objective to use. Stone made, wood made or glass made. Any kind!
-You don't need a shoe! Use your Canadian fingers on the eyes! The guy gonna feel his brain out! ;)
For such cases like this you must get equipment ready in advance tho! Keep the surrender safe always and forever!! Hope the noises are gone by now! Watch some Hockey and drink some wine! Or dance in the kitchen! Ignore them all! Feel better! BAM :)
Cactus plant, legos, hard covered books, flinging a desk fan should be pretty effective too
Really wouldn't need anything as Hunter would bark at the first sound and I pity the person who did get in as he would tear them up. People think Basset hounds just lay around but not Hunter ! Total guard dog with big teeth ! No worries.
