What job would you be horrible at?

Any variation of Office Drone. "Cube city" inhabitant. I'd blow my brains out.

I'd make a real bad policeman. I'd just shoot everyone.

Septic tank service. Or pretty much any of the jobs that Mike Rowe did on the show Dirty Jobs.

Waiting on people in restaurants.

Selling auto parts.  And I proved it by talking my wasy into a job selling auto parts.  I was TERRIBLE!

Mine would definitely have to be a traveling cook! I have no sense of direction or imagination in the kitchen.

I'm not a good salesman. I'm great at the b.s,  but it's the listening to other people that would drive me nuts. I'd have to tune into them to con them into buying. I just can't pretend to give a crap long enough to make a sale.

Farmer. Anything to do with growing plant life. No green thumb, a black thumb of death.

Not entirely sure I would make a good Pastor.

Chemist . . . Yes I would, inadvertently, blow myself up.

Politician . . . I like the truth too much to play games around it.