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I'm looking for grocery store word puns that are food related ( example: lettuce begin )?

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Dumb Goat Profile
Dumb Goat answered

I can make the best dairy puns! Butter than anyone I know! Okay, that was rather cheesy but you have to admit it was sharp of me to think of something so gouda. You cheddar believe it! Okay, I'll admit I was milking it on that one but I can think of grate ones if I think Caerphilly. I know my uncanny abilities are a bit dairy but don't kick them to the curd. But enough of dairy puns, how about we have a meat pun competition, that would really raise the steaks.

Ancient Hippy Profile
Ancient Hippy answered

You make my heart skip a beet . Lime yours, if you want me, we make a good pear.

Ray  Dart Profile
Ray Dart answered

"Sister Jean's always eating beans.

My little brother, leeks

I just saw ma lick a piece of garlic

Everybody duck when she speaks."

Echooos Echooos Profile
Echooos Echooos answered

Olive you,  I'm Soy Into You, Don't go bacon my heart,  Lettuce celebrate, You got a pizza of my heart,  You're my butter half.

Didge Doo Profile
Didge Doo answered

You may know that the leek is the national vegetable of Wales. You may NOT know that a Welsh letter is a French letter with a leek in it.

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