I can make the best dairy puns! Butter than anyone I know! Okay, that was rather cheesy but you have to admit it was sharp of me to think of something so gouda. You cheddar believe it! Okay, I'll admit I was milking it on that one but I can think of grate ones if I think Caerphilly. I know my uncanny abilities are a bit dairy but don't kick them to the curd. But enough of dairy puns, how about we have a meat pun competition, that would really raise the steaks.
You make my heart skip a beet . Lime yours, if you want me, we make a good pear.
"Sister Jean's always eating beans.
My little brother, leeks
I just saw ma lick a piece of garlic
Everybody duck when she speaks."
I'm eggcited about this! Orange you?
Olive you, I'm Soy Into You, Don't go bacon my heart, Lettuce celebrate, You got a pizza of my heart, You're my butter half.
You cantaloupe without a ladder!
Of corset takes some thought!
You may know that the leek is the national vegetable of Wales. You may NOT know that a Welsh letter is a French letter with a leek in it.