Are you on first name basis with law enforcement?

No.

If you're asking if  ever been arrested or in trouble with the law then my answer is no .... I have been on a first name basis with someone who owns handcuffs though ....I'm only drinking tea tonight though ....,  so I won't finish that thought :) you're welcome :p

I've had a couple of friends who were cops. None at present.

In league city tx i am

I am with two law enforcement officers. One of them is my uncle and the other is married to a friend of mine.

Not by being arrested, but I know a lot of them. My father was on the fire department, so i met a lot of cops. I'm also in criminal justice classes, so I'm on a first name basis with the instructor too. He lets us call him "dick".

True story.

My son was travelling home late one night through rural Bedfordshire. He was pulled over by a police van and accused of being drunk (he wasn't).

They then asked to search his car for drugs (there weren't any).

The officer in charge then decided to give my son a breath (sobriety) test. They then found they had no testing kits in the van - since it wasn't a regular patrol car.

By now one of the  police remaining in the van  shouted out "Leave him alone, it's obvious he hasn't done anything!"

With his face about 6 inches from my son's face the officer then came out with:

"You're known to the police aren't you?"

My son said "Yes I am" and showed his police warrant card.

"And I work in your back office!"

My son was a bit disillusioned with the fuzz after that and left soon after.

No

Only one detective that I recently hired to provide security.

If you're asking if I know anyone in law enforcement .. The answer is yes I do. I know many on a personal basis.

Sure enough.  I call them "Officer,sir" and they call me "Hey, you!"