I have these 69 dirty pick up lines to contribute :D Enjoy!
Not at all. Consider it a test of feelings,
yours and there's. Some times,
only time can tell.
Nope, but maybe if you plan on going out with your crush right after that date 😂 You don't owe them anything, you do what you want.
No it's not bad. Go have fun. Maybe that will light a fire under the crush.
There are 50 ways to leave your lover.
Pick one...NOW.
Unless this was some sort of joke or date, this is not normal, and it does not bode well for your relationship..
Are you talking about he is trolling around for a swinger partner or a third party to add to your sex life? Pffft! If that's the case KICK HIS HORN DOG BUTT TO THE CURB! How DARE he not discuss it with YOU first! He has NO regards for your feelings either way. Get rid … Read more
Probably jealous. He doesn't want to see you happy.
Take a day or two off and I missed a lot!
Im not the father says maury
I need some ice cream............and pickles.........would you rub my back...........would you rub my feet.........the hormones, oh the hormones.
Hippy, Walter and Otis are pregnant. I don't know about you though.
He's being nosy, probably.
Went to amusement park with rhonda. That relationship didnt last long
My first ever date was with a girl named Cindy. We were both 14 and she had long blond hair and blue eyes. After a complete grilling by her parents, we went to a movie and then to Johnny's Luncheonette for sodas and french fries. Back then, we lived in a very small town and … Read more
We went to pizza hut. The ac made me feel cold
Restaurant. According to her it was her favorite, but it wasn't all too good save for the fact that it's really close to where I lived. A cockroach started crawling on the wall, and she was afraid of bugs and tried to edge away from it. I decided to get rid of it, and slapped … Read more
It was with Michelle, in the spring of ‘80. She rocked a pair of Jordache jeans (OMG!). We went to a carnival. We rode all the rides and found a $10 bill on the ground. Bought pizza. Lotsa smooching.
She’s an RN up in Virginia Beach these days.
We went to Cocos. My dad and sister dropped us off. When the waiter asked us what we wanted and he chuckled when we told him. He said "WOW I kid you not this other table just ordered the same exact thing! The girl ordered what you did and the man ordered what he did..... … Read more
