What is something about you we didn't know?

I was a Catholic for 21 hours.

The local Catholic church needed an auctioneer and heard I had just done a successful auction for the local soccer club. I sold wine on Friday night and bric-a-brac on Saturday afternoon. They couldn't have an atheist working for them so they made me an honorary Catholic for the duration.

I remember on the Friday night I said, "You've all heard about Jesus turning water into wine; well, tonight we're turning wine into money." And a very disgruntled voice from the front of the crowd said, "You're not bloody kidding."

Ah well, we can only try.

I'm such a klutz that my nickname growing up was "Grace". I consistently fall into one of my planters at least once every couple of years.

That I'm thinking about retiring from this site. I think it's time for new blood. Don't you agree? Think I've been here a long time and I can't say I'm happy with the way things are going lately. I'm sorry but I think maybe it would be best to move on. Bet you didn't know that !

I was a "regular" on a teen dance show back in the 60's.

I can curl my tongue and whistle with it.

I keep trying to stay positive, walking, eating, moving around, caring and trying, but truth is I'm super tired of trying, I just want to not wake up. I'm tired.

I'm human

My heart is in pieces only held together with duct tape and even that is becoming undone.

I was the vocalist in a rock band we mainly did zeppelin music

I came to this planet,  from a far far away galaxy,  on a mission to see if it was worth conquering.

I've since come to the conclusion .. You can keep it .. We don't want it .. You people are way too messed up ! 

I have moved 23 times in my lifetime. I can blame less than half on my husband and the Army.

I came within 12 hours of being a Mormon. 

I used to blow things up for fun.

I've raced motorcycles (A motorbike, actually - VERY unsuccesfully).

I've shaken hands with Fieldmarshall Montgomery,

I went to the same school as David Frost.

I helped to invent HTML

That's everything, I have no more secrets.......

I was one of the kids onstage on the Howdy Doody TV show in the early 1950's

Howdy Doody Theme Song:

“It’s Howdy Doody Time” by Edward Kean

It’s Howdy Doody time,

It’s Howdy Doody time,

Bob Smith and Howdy Doo

Say Howdy Doo to you.

Lets give a rousing cheer,

‘Cause Howdy Doody’s here.

It’s time to start the show,

So kids, let’s go!

When I was younger, my three sisters and I were in talent shows. I rode in a rodeo when I was 6 years old (barrel racing). I've never broken a bone, but have had my heart broken many times.

I've memorized all the elements of the periodic table. I know I can't prove it here, but I have lol.